She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Who died my cat blue again?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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