what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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