Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Randomize
