i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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