whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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