Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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