Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
