READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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