You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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