Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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