I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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