you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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