I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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