Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
did you just send me my own nude
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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