He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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