Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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