Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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