Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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