I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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