Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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