Pappa wants mamma naked
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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