Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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