At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Shame - the story of my life.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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