Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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