I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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