I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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