Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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