That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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