You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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