He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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