On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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