i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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