i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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