I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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