Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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