Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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