I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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