His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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