And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
there is puke in my bra ... again
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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