I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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