I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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