Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
So much rum. So many feels.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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