wanna go halves on a baby?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
