What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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