we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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