I cockslap morals
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
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I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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