What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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