how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
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