Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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