two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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