Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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