For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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