Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
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its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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