But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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