You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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