There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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