i don't plan on having that self control this summer
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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