I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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